Bare necessities?

We're out of toilet paper. In fact, there's not one single roll of it in the whole building (well, except for the toilet in the common area wehre I went for a hunt this morning). Apparently, the housing administration guys don't consider having paper a true necessity. I say guys because I believe they are. I don't think you need to justify a woman, why an apartment with 5 women needs more than a roll of paper a week. Rumor has it that we should get some today (we've been rationed for like two weeks). Keeping my fingers crossed (and legs too, if we don't get some soon...).